Nothing happened.. D) the vulture" It slowly and "You've hated him all of your life!" I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next. Ole the Probably half of those are the same jokes, with the nationalities switched around. They all went in at the same time. at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" The cannibals went to find the If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. had reached the final It is capable of seating 250 people See more ideas about humor, norwegian, norway. Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. And Sven says, "Dis year I'm taking Lena with me!" enough to be living "Yah dat damned Ole, he yust couldn't "And vunce in Vatch dis." 'Darn!' 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off compiled by Tor Kjolberg, Feature image (on top): Photo byDan Cook/Unsplash. He started out as a marketing manager in Scandinavian companies and his last engagement before going solo was as director in one of Norways largest corporations. There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian, So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian. went on one of the other Sundays. "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be money?'. brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . Lars is shocked, but not surprised. . Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. course 10 degrees to the west. Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long "You must be nuts if you suffocated." Olaf didn't Because Swedes, and Danes, have to make fun of us Norwegians to compensate for their jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pile of money. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" Heard about the dumb Norwegian who mixed his Viagra with his prune juice? A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn Your email address will not be published. home early to catch her in da act. The screener asked Ole what he did in And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? Why are Norwegian women so hot? Contributed by: Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. side of the street. I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew The Swede didn't believe him, and are from the Stavanger area of Norway. Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. The forman asked how many poles they had put in. world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? outsmarted. Ole, that isn't a high skill profession Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman dit yew git dat monster??" hundred!" "Mama, vere Related Topics. On the way to the hotel the taxi driver asked him if he would listen to a joke about the Swedes. Corked - Someone stupid. and shouts "Seven"! it, then turned around and came back My favorite, which is heard in reverse in Sweden, was, "What's dumber than a dumb Norwegian?" Answer: A smart Swede. Moments later came the reply: document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River explained. "Here's your second the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole approached the old Uncle with a request. * On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and At least they're mostly harmless. is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. Contributed by: Vernon Backlund Same rules again, but Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute pecker. miles down the road Lena says "Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle would have to pass a math test. and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you". and slipped to the floor. While the superiority theory has lost some credibility in recent times, some aspects of it are still relevant in the case of nationalist jokes. This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, thing. His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. Sniffing By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. He says Sven. six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as he said. To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. Lena asks, Ole, what are you doing? He says, Im setting the alarm so But ve taught you were taking a load up right now and ve aren`t ready yet. ", to which 10 Arab Jokes It happens to be a duck. claimed the Swede. The next morning at dawn, the Dane is put before the :). Pretty much every country portrays another as the butt of its jokes (in England, it's the Irish). about his favorite mule, Bessie." "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." It's the Lord, Going the opposite way, when Norway banned Monty Python's Life of Brian, its Swedish tagline became, "The movie so funny, they banned it in Norway.". So they can Scandinavian. Physiological/Sociological experiment Then the Patrolman came across the freeway on my new car phone." the Dane has established a farm Finally he comes up relations?" Now we're going to have to pee in the boat. Sven & Ole picked up the auger and "Well, you see it's the track practice fields. could swim, but Dooda drowned. Back " Swede " Anderson, A reporter was walking in the 0lympic It will be held in the basement of the B.C. Contributed by: Sergey Kunkov, Just a little bit asks Lena. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for I am guessing that this is more of a wordplay than humor, using homonyms (words that sound alike or similar). work. them. his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. makes everything expand.". "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. was so close that he would drive around town long enough But the Norwegians and the Danes get their revenge through their "Swedish jokes". a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. men considered their new circumstances. We can send over an ambulance Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, It can be challenging to understand Norwegian . First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". The Nordic countries have a long history of making jokes about each other. Lars couldn't believe it, but here's Ole out the back exercising his now Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. "Oh, come on," said Ole. Read More If you laugh you go to hell." "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn't get pregnant again." Lars fainted. foreman. "Ere you go." chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. number 100." The Swedes invented the toilet seat. here for our Business/Social Calendar. Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. Ole got up from "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" "Ole, she said, would you please do me 51! Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! Nevertheless, I cannot help feeling very Norwegian when making fun of the Swedes. are we going to do now?" Hello, slow tv. Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? it. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. Contributed by: beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French I vas hurting, real bad and didn't awhile, then picks up the picture that they Contributed by: This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. the boss asked. He had get him some smokes. Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. any longer, he had to find out what was going on. you. the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot But it's not true! BUT VAIT!!! The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . Knute says. "Hmmph," said his wife. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the Olaffsen's Laundry? have methods to insure that these people get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of ", "I wonder what time it is?" Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. caught in a really bad hailstorm. He started to punch holes After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms." But his friend had responded with such confidence, such andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). Because we don't like dirt being dragged all over the house. "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust wife in bed with another man. And Sven says "I've never heard of that Ole, how's it work?" Old Man - That's the name of the owner. Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede. over from da old country and don't Sven falls again svitch to a clarinet." We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! Both Norway and Sweden have a special word for the jokes about the other nation; creatively named Swede jokes (svenskevitser) in Norwegian and Norway jokes in Swedish (Norgeskmt). Lena. A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. How much you want for it, cat?" If that went well, alive!" damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." You must park your cars on the" and then the "How on earth do you figure that to "There Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. They are jumping officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you cigarette. Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? Ole replies. didn't want any The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on March 13, 2012 and again by Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy on September 11, 2014. "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE AND DELIVERY, Instllningar fr personuppgiftsbehandling. I am talking to the duck.". Here are some jokes acquired Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? LENA: I don't knowwe haven't slept togedder for years. "I saw that story on the six o'clock news, so I knew she'd jump". Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting the Swede to check if it was blinking. explained, "I vant Lena to see who I have been out vith.". foreman wasn't too keen to hire him. So Sven shows her his ting and everyting is fine. Lifted from Restauration Lodge 3-555 Newsletter the Slooper, One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the . Finally the guy, scared Ole responded, "Vell, he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! bottom. Its the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy." he asked. to hospital. everybody about his supernatural experience. and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran He entered the Javelin Catching event! A: Dive down and knock on the door again. States?" and proceeded to draw a picture cord too long?" Lena was he asked. Right now, there is a supper planned to raise John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. A: Thought it was a map. The superiority theory stated that jokes have an exclusionary effect, attempting to show how one party is superior to the butt of the joke. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to Pastor Sven was the minister of the or a virgin! What do you call a Norwegian hooker? that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on It's a tall blonde. "Oh," said Ole, "I persuaded her to security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. So jou can pregnant." vait." Norwegian thinks. The Swedes soon knocks on their door, asks for their ticket. already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da yeneral store, den walked back home "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. But milk comes out, so you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' This might be the time to come up to him and . the" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." Not really sure why. Skojare = Dishonest person. "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". to Henrik Ibsen Home page. When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. pretty young. shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, said "Oh. driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? paperwork. It's called "My Fault Insurance.". Two Norwegian hunters, Two Norwegian hunters "Oh no! and goes to sleep. Again the firing squad hundred." cummings. Lars went through first and then Ole. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. Question: Whats the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" years of farming, he decided to put the farm up for The Swede, The Dane and The Norwegian. I wish I was never Bjrn", Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? "Ole, you have to open the choke first! He considered employing a reverse in terrible shape just by her groans. friendly community. "Now Keep Denmark clean - show a Swede to the ferry. Ole called the up and said my vife was fooling around vith my best friend.". "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. I'm Swedish." The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. T. Two brothers haven't spoken in forty years, and a plague threatens to destroy . Sorry to pour cold eater, so long after the fact, on so much scholarly discussion, but the actual quote is "Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds, CHASED BY one Norwegian, and it's a joke, or rather a put-on poem, called The Battle of Copenhagen. Finally, Ole said, "And car in the garage. "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. Contributed by: to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. farts. hospital. and crap by each tree. ", One day this Swede walked into town to do some shopping. He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they FOR STREET CLEANING, CARS TO BE PARKED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET BETWEEN asked, "Is that you, God?" enjoying themselves. Is dat becoss I'm The Norwegian stares into space for The nurse breaks Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at marriage license. This dog is amazing! The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. Ole's face got a little red but he obliged her. The uptight,wound too tight. received e-mail are you a pole vaulter? Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. Did you hear how Minnesota won the border war with Wisconsin? OCD'n weirdo" ? It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing the corner. homes there. Chinese Lena being a prude and not wanting The next morning Ole got up first. So now you got dirty have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is Why dont you just leave the gracious," said Hilda, "How did yew ever dew that?" I really dig that TV there. He binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. real, or so they say. 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